History is shaped by our hands.

Time for me to come clean. I have always promised to be totally honest when writing in blog; passing the honesty on to you, the reader. I may not tell you my real name, the real names of my friends, or the real name of my place of employment. However, the stories of my life will be 100% fact with the names changed to protect the innocent, or to protect me from the not-so-innocent. However, in recent weeks I've been hiding something from all of you. I haven't been completely honest. The time has come for me to tell the truth.

Yesterday it was released to the press that John Stamos and Rebecca Romijn-Stamos were splitting up after 5 years of marriage and almost 10 years as a couple. They are separating amicably because their futures are not in line any more. Its a nice thought, but its not the truth. They aren't being honest, but I need to be.

They are splitting up because of me. I've been secretly seeing Rebecca Romijn-Stamos for the past 6 weeks. I'm sorry I had to hide it from all of you, but Becca was quite insistent that we didn't tell anyone. She wanted to wait a few weeks so that it didn't appear like anyone split them up. She does believe in the sanctity of marriage, but at the same time can't be with someone she doesn't love.

She's going to be upset that I'm writing this in my blog. But I can't live a lie any longer. At least she's somewhat comforted by the fact that very few people read my blog.

Can you ever forgive me?



Note to Ms. Romijn and her lawyers: I made this up. It's just me being silly. I have never met Ms. Romijn, although I once told a waitress that she looked like Rebecca Romijn-Stamos in an attempt to get her phone number. All I got was a very disenchanted eye-rolling.



Note to readers: I made up that last part, too. I don't have the balls to try and get a phone number out of a waitress. But I didn't make up the part about making up the relationship with Rebecca Romijn-Stamos. That part continues to be a complete fabrication, or as I like to call it, utter bull shit.