History is shaped by our hands.

Yesterday 20th Century Fox (not the network, so my hate is less) announced the details and the cover art for the DVD release of "Date Movie". This is a "Scary Movie"-esque movie starring my beloved Alyson Hannigan. I have decided that I'm not going to be in a rush to watch this movie because it looks real bad. I know I'll see it someday because Aly is in it, but I expect it to be a spur of the moment kind of thing with no money being spent in the process.

One of the web sites that ran the story of the DVD announcement had an area where registered folks could post comments about the news article. One fellow had this to say about "Date Movie".

I wish I had used the time I spent watching this to eat my own heart.

Best. Review. Ever.