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Remember when the Teletubbies were quite popular? Remember more the fallout and uproar that was created because the purple one was rumored to be gay?
People are messed up. Here they are, freaking out because one of the Teletubbies might have a sexual preference that they don't agree with and/or don't understand. So, this becomes a national news story. Its even mentioned on the floor of CONGRESS for crying out loud. People are literally freaking out because they think, but aren't sure, that a purple thing with a television for a gut is homosexual.
That's nothing that anyone needs to be concerned about. The only two people that need to be concerned with the purple one's sexuality is the purple one, and whoever is on the other end of his... uh, purple thing.
In the meantime, people TOTALLY missed what they should be worrying about. The red one. No one cares about the red one because the purple one is so openly gay. What no one realizes is that the red one is a pedophile and a serial killer. Why don't they realize it? They are too worried about the gay one. In the meantime, the red one is downloading child p0rn and concocting a devious plan to kill the poor girl that bags his groceries at the local store; just because one time he overheard her laughing about how ratty his jeans were.
The red one's the psycho... he's the freak. The purple one is probably the most normal of the whole bunch.
Take that, homophobes.